Now I gave Afterlife both an easy road and a hard road, an easy road in the sense that I gave the film more credit that it deserved because it was a better version of the legacy sequels, however a hard road due to it arriving as the absolute final straw of that glut of emotionally manipulative soft reboot films. So heading into Frozen Empire it was another typical ‘benefit of thee doubt’ situation, based largely upon the fact that I thought that the trailer for the film actually looked pretty good and now that all of the typical soft rebooting looked to be done with, we could get on with a new and exciting entry that would hopefully attempt something original. With regret, that was not the case and although the drunk man who was screaming loudly at every trailer before my screening was sent out of the cinema, in a sense I wish he would have stayed to offer some entertainment to the proceedings.

If Frozen Empire has one cardinal sin it is that for a film about ghosts and creatures from another dimension attacking New York, it is criminally boring with a supreme issue of pace, despite being less than 2hrs, which in this era of major movie studio films of this nature is a blessing it feels so much longer. Jason Reitman does not continue to direct this film, instead passing the reigns to Gil Kenan, with the two of them on writing duty aswell. Now the trailers alone can show anybody noticing that this was a major reshoot situation, but it’s not that that shows in this films messiness or looseness, more so in its major overpacked quality. This film floods itself with so many plot lines and characters that the filmmakers lose grasp rather swiftly on any manner of cohesion or rhythmic pacing, instead we simply plod from one average sequence to another with the rare glimpse of interesting comedy thrown in here and there almost as a pittance. Or rather a tease of something that we have one since lost in this franchise, or did we ever have it in the franchise at all - or is this the ultimate case of ‘one good movie and thats it’ we have ever had. It’s not that Frozen Empire doesn’t have its moments, everybody involved is an inherently charismatic and likeable performer so the majority of the comedy bits do land to some extent, but very few go beyond a mild smirk and only very few actually garnered a laugh from me. Bill Murray and Kamil Nanjiani being the lucky ones to receive this commendation. But so many action set pieces come and go without effect and so many emotional beats don’t land in anyway shape or form. McKenna Grace continues to do great work but is hamfisted by a bizarre ghost story that feels like its leaning into a lesbian coming of age romance largely due to Graces real age, only for her to still be playing someone far younger. It’s a bizarre area of the script that doesn’t land at all. Carrie Coon, Finn Wolfhard and Paul Rudd continue the family dynamic from the last film and it’s successful as it was before, in a middling sense. Dan Akroyd can be genuinely commended for having an absolute devotion and seriousness to all of his scenes and I mean that, no matter what absolute junk he is given in the script to spout, he does it with panache and believability. The problem largely is that it is a film that does take itself overall as seriously as the character of Ray Stanz, which makes everybody for the most part a Stanz, whereas the whole point of the humour and drive of the first film is that Ray is Ray and Spengler is Spengler and onward and onward. Perhaps the most illuminating factor is that those initial characters remain so indelible and memorable and individual whereas each person in this reboot is simply a clone of a clone of a clone. The copies of one another have finally completely dwindled.

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A dull 4/10 that although has a few shining moments where the promise of this recent reboot shines through, this is a film that despite launching whole new characters, continuing with the new family and bringing back old members, and on top of that launching whole new ideas of mythologies and world building… still somehow feels like a retread without any of the humour or entertainment value of even the previous entry. This film is seriously over cramped with plot lines and characters and yet feels terribly dull and aimless. Gil Kenan does what could be referred to as a valiant effort to create something new, but this effort fails and is for the most part once again hampered by the plague of the past.

P.S. It takes an awful lot to have me feel almost nothing when the original song begins to blast, but it almost feel half hearted in its placement here. Just no real kick behind it and a real going through the motions sense behind it all.

-       - Thomas Carruthers